i actually make myself laugh really hard so if no one else laughs it doesnt matter because i already made the most important person in the room laugh
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when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex
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